Welcome, you simpletons!
You've stumbled upon the greatest grocery store ever built. Why? Because I, Caseoh, built it. Everything here is top-tier, just like me. I personally make sure every item is perfect for my customers. Now, spend your money. And a word of advice... bring exact change. You don't want to find out what happens when I have to break a bill. Let's just say you'll be having a... 'dookie' dream.
A Little About Me, The Legend
Listen up. Before "Goobers' Grocery," you were all eating dirt. I looked at the grocery world and thought, "This is garbage. I can do better." So I did. I poured my blood, sweat, and a whole lot of tears (of joy, from my greatness) into this place. Every single shelf, every product, every ridiculously low price... that was all me. I single-handedly created this paradise. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. The employees? They just stock the shelves I designed. This is the house that Caseoh built. You're welcome.
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What My "Valued" Employees Say
"Mr. Caseoh is... a boss. He has a vision, and it's a big one. Literally. He lets me work here, and for that, I am grateful. He always keeps his heart open for us, which is nice. It's a job."
- Tim, Cashier
"Working at Goobers' is an experience. Mr. Caseoh demands excellence, which he says he provides. He's the best boss I could ever have, probably. He's truly built something here."
- Jim, Shelf Stocker
"Mr. Caseoh... he pays the bills. Sometimes he looks at the cash register and asks if it's edible. It's a unique work environment. He told me if I don't smile I'm fired, so... I'm smiling."
- Slim, Cashier
A Word From Our Founder
"Every shop I open, every little thing I put together, is for one reason: I want people to walk in happy and leave thinking, 'That felt good.' Groceries, snacks, fun, everything should hit just right."
"My team matters just as much. Happy employees make happy customers. When my crew feels valued and supported, they spread that energy to everyone who walks in."
"I don’t open stores just to open stores. I open them to create spaces where people feel seen, cared for, and excited to come back. Customers and employees alike, I want everyone leaving with a smile. That is the Caseoh way."
- Caseoh, Founder